Do me.
i messed up at work again and i'm getting yelled at. i hate life
I promise we'll hang out and it'll be so much fun, but then i won't show up.
(oh snap haha)
hey who wants me take pictures i want to take pictures of everything . here stand there, and let me snap snap.. i want to marry photography
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
I like short blonde cute girls, but they don't like me! boohoooo
I write fitness articles, yet I don't understand why I put on 18 lbs while dieting!
When I go away for the weekend with my wife, I like to spend most of my time playing videogames.... c'mon I can't go for hourssssss
(did i make it better or worse, i duno feel free to mod it to the original haha)
angelina jolie is SO HOT OMG *DROOLS*
bill gates owns me
did i tell you i work for satan? I do too much here, they'd fall apart with me, who would change the toilet paper?
I love the color pink.
i wish to make love to the robert smith until he desintegrates.
this thread makes me curioso and nervioso. mmmm, sour kraut!
hey wanna hear about a movie that's coming out in 2010 starring jim carrey's older sister's son's wife's cousin??
right now, i'm breast feeding dr. atkins illegitamate babies.
did someone say babies? i want to get plastic bags and fill them with babies. i hate babies. but really, i think babies are so cute
(hahaha .. dude.. hahaha)
I want to corrupt everyone's little sisters... and brothers.. whatever.