I wish i was 14 again so making out with a 13 year old wouldn't be so looked down upon.
(LOL the day that comes up as a random comment.. is going to be a tickly one)
Did I tell you I skipped the funeral to go to a Braid concert. I don't think they really cared, they're dead anyway.
(haha the viewing was that nite... i went to the funeral the next day dude!)
Did i tell you that I am really a girl in a boy's body? Does that make me a ghey?
I mean..I like Blosom and all but I'd have to say Buttercup is my favorite Power Puff Girl.
I beat my boy friend - phsyically.
(Very true)
Hawaii.Hawaii.Hawaii
I wish I was a Valenti.
i wish i didn't live with my parents
(that's by choice)
Thai is my idol.
(no dude keanu is my idol)
i wish i could fix things having to do with water and laundry without creating explosions and messes
(i need to leave this forum i'm having too much fun)
people say i look like derick jeter, and i pretend to hate it... but really... i wish people would say it more.
i look like britney spears, (well, i did for like 5 minutes before i dyed my hair 47 times), and even though i pretended i didn't want to, i let everyone pretend i was her because i secretly have the world's biggest crush on her. and i have a poster of her, in my bathroom, that you see by looking at yourself, while peeing, in the little mirror on top of the toilet.
(hahahaha!)
TINA LETS BE BEST FRIENDS CUZ WE HAVE FREAKEY FINGERS!!!
(you already said that)
HE was BIG and TALL and BLACK! and he RAAAAAAAAN!
I don't know HE STOLE IT!
(i thought i wrote it... but i dont remember where!)
i look like arthur the cartoon character.
(ARGH IHATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT!)
i once liked a guy who was really smart, and because i have a weird tiny finger, they called us "Pinky and the Brain"
(people called us that?)
i like making websites that get shutdown (us4guys)
i like telling people "yeah i'm gonna come to your house" but then, when i don't feel like going, or i'm too busy, i say "sorry my mom won't let me go"
(DUDE I WAS SICK!)
i like to hit on other guys online...ahahahahhahahahahaha good times as dan hill.
(peekar, i'm sorry!)
i like to sign on as dan hill and then say "you're sexy" to everyone who looks like they have a masculine screen name
my cat just puked on my shoes, i think i'm gonna take pictures of it
(priceless hahahahaaha)
I'll do anything for $5 i'll stick my hand in dirty cat litter and then give the $5 away for no reason anyway.
i like to make up dumb words that make no sense like reefies, porios, cheesedelighthamsteins
(yeah you know you love 'fagotia')
I really am not nearly as cool as i make it sound.
(oh snap hahaha)
i want to flash everyone my bubs but dont tell everyone
people who are dating or are married suck.
i love adam i love adam adam adam adam i love my love his love who's love my love adam
(hahahahahahahahha)
ive never met adam b/c i dont take the time out of my busy schedule for the little people (haha)
pa is so great it's the greatest place in the world.
it' so great i'm always in newjersey and nyc hanging out.
(i never said pa is great)
im the hottness...i wish i was drunk, naked and on a plane to cancun.