i wanna be ben sheet's bat so he can hold me
ohh i can't wait i'm gonna go surfing today , then put on my billabong shirt and model it in front of sandra bullock. she wants me
i'm so hot, all the girls want me....FOR MY BIKE
have i mentioned, that I am in the skate and surf industry? And i know famous people. Just in case I haven't mentioned it, i'm just saying it right now. Wait, have I mentioned I work in the surf industry? AND skate. Surfing. Skating. Boards. Wheels. Waves.
*(hehe nothin but love Gina!)
did i mention I work for satan? I pretend to hate my job cause they make me do menial tasks but I scretly love it. We didn't have toilet paper in my country so this is heaven. Oh, Satan yelled at me last week, I no longer feel left out. I got satan love!
i skatebaord with 3637 sexy men while on one of my 5 breaks at work.
i'm mean and insensitive, but i'm the coolest cat around because i know how to spell