i cant drink milk... so what? who cares? i dont like milk? Soy is way better... seriously... no dude, seriously.... cmon man stop laughin, it REALLY is... ok ok fine, im an idiot.
oh you think it's easy being fat AND ugly? well, let me assure you, it's not. it took me years of being pathetic and lame.
oh, and i've NEVER had the nerve to ask a girl for her number. i offically have NO cahones.
making fun of others makes me feel SO good about being old and single
its not MY fault that i look like derick jeter... i really just wish people would love me for me... and maybe for my body... but mostly for me
you cut me deep shrek
im the real dave llanos
i loved all urine colored things, license plates, bananas, thai
ty,this is off-topic, but i have a query...whose the real asian sensation...you or hope?
wow did you need ask? i'm hurt.
aww tyyyyyyyy! hug?
i vote for hope, he's taller and doesn't need a motorcycle
lets be friends b/c we both have weird fingers.
when people ask me to drive, i'll try to avoid telling them i lost my license, and just mumble a lot
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
people lets think of something ORIGINAL to do... like sit around instead of going out inservice
im not really married...
(that was low) I love penn... i want to stay here and "pioneer" somemore... aka shop at farmers market.
why wont you hang out with me? why do you never call me? but im NEVER going to call you to hang out.