i like this so much. the end part. hi my name is adam, i'm on the bottom of your shoes. can you scrape me off? so cute. i just feel really bad for you but that was a clever way of ending the article.

sorry ur life sux; at least you were clever

hahahahaha. Well fyi, my life doesnt suck, i was feeling bad that day. My life is very happy and pleasurable.

so then why do you always seem to be complaining about it?

well when im in a bad mood i guess i talk more about it. when im happy i dont need to vent.