Big piEce of pOop
by .I fell like a realy big peice of poop on the bottom of someone's shoe. And sthey keep stepping on me and stepping on me and stepping on me. Guess ijust have to hop on the bus and go to the school and get the financial aid papers, come back home, get ready for the spanish meeting. Maybe by hen i wont feel likle a big peice of poo-poo. Arrrgh. Why am i complaining. LIfe is good. Stop being a sissy boy. Hehe. HI everybody, my name is Adam. I'm on the bottom of your shoe. Do me a favor and scrape me off.
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nothing on my shoes. and i double-checked!
so THATS what that smell was....
HA HA
hi stop posting useless journals, thanks!
but it's just for you
that's gross...
dude, it's a journal. it's personal. you have nothing on him. if it were a news story, you could complain.
i like this so much. the end part. hi my name is adam, i'm on the bottom of your shoes. can you scrape me off? so cute. i just feel really bad for you but that was a clever way of ending the article.
sorry ur life sux; at least you were clever
hahahahaha. Well fyi, my life doesnt suck, i was feeling bad that day. My life is very happy and pleasurable.
so then why do you always seem to be complaining about it?
you know who lays big peices of poop. besides me. Triceratops.. remember in jurassic park ? the big pile of poop. man.. how much fun would it be to jump in that and play around. but just replace the "big pile of poop " with " big pile of chocolate morsels"