Song of the day:
Mike : I'm gay....................
my pet hamster gorki ate himself. because we had a race. to see who could eat the most. and he won, because when i tried to eat him he said "BITTTTTEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEE" and then we danced together. inside his stomach.
I like to tell mike hes gay cause that is my wildest fantasy... that and being taller than tina...