i was pondering your first question with the hot dogs and buns with my dad the other day and he told me that after they said that in father of the bride, they fixed it so that they are correct.
about the sleep, sometimes i have had my eyes crust over so much in one night (cuz i had pink eye) that i could not open my eyes. i kept trying and for a minute thought i had gone blind before i had to peel my eyes open with my hands. so evuantally i think you would not be able to see.