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thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Next time Matt..or anyone hear's someone at school or work talk about how cool they think drinking is..sing this little diddy to them:

Jimmy Fallon-Drinking In the Woods

I would have posted the lyrics but my inability to use html was giving me lots of trouble.

magnum magnumOG 2001

here u dum dum html lady!

Drinking In The Woods

I don't wanna

Do we have to

I don't wanna

Do we have to

Don't wanna go down and drink in the woods

We could get some Mad Dog and hang out in my garage

I got a ping pong table

I don't wanna

Do we have to

I don't wanna

Do we have to

Don't wanna drink in the woods, it sucks

Sit with 20 dudes in a pickup truck and we're gone

I got my thermals on

Gatorade bottles filled with Smirnoff

Got too close to the fire burn my eyebrows off

I puked by the tree

I peed in the grass

And you get pushed right onto your a$$

In the woods

Don't wanna drink in the woods tonight

The Last time I did I got into a fight

with some guy, who graduated 3 years ago

Paid 5 bucks for a plastic cup

Foam is spillin' out and it won't fill up

I pumped that tap, with my best friend

And he flipped me over for a keg stand (keg stand)

I'm drinkin' in the woods

I'm drunk

Tree trunk

I'm drunk

Tree trunk

(Edited to make font bigger, next time use the pre tags lil lady to paste lyrics!)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Thank you! And I'll have you know I tried for almost a half hour to get it right. The spaces wouldn't work and the bold wouldn't show up in the right spots and I just got so angry!

magnum magnumOG 2001

its called copy paste, then insert < pre > < h3 > and then after lyrics < /pre > < /h3 >

IM SO SMART GO ME! DOWN WITH MIKE!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

apparently the offensive language catcher was busy when this was posted.

magnum magnumOG 2001

is jackass like the thing in the bible deemed offensive also? Fear the controversey!

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