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jp jpOG 2003

I feel the rhymes flow through me often late at night, so here goes for another dose.

Now heres a message to all you phonys
I bring you the cheese like macaroni
I just played you like a PS2 Sony
I get the gold like Mike Eruzione.
I have to kick you off my island
Cuz with wack rhymin you ain't stylin'
And my number you'll be dialin'
Cuz my voice is so beguilin'.
I pop lame MCs like a balloon
Like Bob Probert, I'm a goon
You sucka MCs can't hold a tune
I walk you off like Aaron Boone.
I eat you up like Panda Express
My money and skills are in excess
Start with me and you transgress
I'll spit you out like water cress.

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