wow. you can make almost anything sound real intelligent! like, operation "POOPY" would be Portable Open Optical Protocol Yield. Project "LOSER" could be Logical Optical Static Equipment Register, and item "MORON" becomes Micro-Output Random-Oriented Node. Amazing, the technology we have to make even the most blithering "MORON" seem like an EINSTEIN (Erasable Interchange Negative Static Terminal Engine Integrated Network)