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gooble Nov 22, 2002

how about you go drive off of a cliff instead??? btw buffalo wings are nasty

gooble Nov 22, 2002

o yea, and from reading your journals you seem to be bitter because of the fact that you don't have a girl. goodness.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

oh wait...yeah, i forgot...the flaming homosexual store called, they're looking for you again...they said your frequent customer card expired.

gooble goobleOG 2002 ·

so why did this "flaming homosexual store" call you?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

clearly they got your number wrong. They didn't dial 1-800-FAG-ALEX, somehow.

gooble goobleOG 2002 ·

so ur number is 1-800-fag-dan..o wait, not enough numbers

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

it's ok...they probably teach you counting next year...but good job trying to re-use my joke...

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