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thefunkyfresh Aug 9, 2004

that's unbelievable. some guys are so cowardly its rediculous. when we were at the convention at a restaurant i saw a guy and a girl eating at a table and the girl had 2 black eyes. i wanted to ...

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

what happens when he runs out of testicles? C'mon, you know it's bound to happen...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

then you go for the knee caps....LOL *kidding*

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

actually, then he won't have a reason to go after women anymore so... problem solved. if though DOES happen again though... i say red hot poker up the pooper.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHAHAHA

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

i know i havent been here long but that is possibly the funniest thing ive read to date.

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