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aviator aviatorOG 2004

If I was in your shoes I probably would have had an accident. I would have tripped with a nice platter of greasy fish and spilled it all over her dress and been like oh my gosh im sooooooo sorry oh let me help you.

aviator aviatorOG 2004

Nothing says "Up Yours" better :)

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