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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

she sounds like a real treat. it's ok, she's not really happy, even if she thinks she is. she'll wake up one day and realize her life sucks. never envy anybody else

superhero superheroOG 2004 stupid

stop trying to be me. i invented ezabel. my name is Brandon!

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