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jamiephaser jamiephaserOG 2003 ·

I can find you a good car for a grand I am the 600 dollar car champ ask fivezero. but for 4 grand theres some nice stuff you can get. You can get a quality jetta. I got mine for 1700 then killed it. I crash it into a creek bank. BRI remember my face.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

your face looked like a hate crime happened to it. busted.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

i dont get it...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

he drove his jetta into a ditch and his face hit the steering wheel. his nose and lips were all smashed up and had to get stitched back together. he looked terrible.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

wow... thats crazy... eh, well i was born with this mug... i WISH i could blame it on a horrendous car accident.

jamiephaser jamiephaserOG 2003 ·

hey now my mug isnt ugly.

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

diana would agree

jamiephaser jamiephaserOG 2003 ·

Yeah 18 needles to the face so he could numb me up for the stiches and when he put the last stich in the numbness was gone so I felt the last stich ouch.

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