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jamiephaser jamiephaserOG 2003

I can find you a good car for a grand I am the 600 dollar car champ ask fivezero. but for 4 grand theres some nice stuff you can get. You can get a quality jetta. I got mine for 1700 then killed it. I crash it into a creek bank. BRI remember my face.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

your face looked like a hate crime happened to it. busted.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

i dont get it...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

he drove his jetta into a ditch and his face hit the steering wheel. his nose and lips were all smashed up and had to get stitched back together. he looked terrible.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

wow... thats crazy... eh, well i was born with this mug... i WISH i could blame it on a horrendous car accident.

jamiephaser jamiephaserOG 2003

hey now my mug isnt ugly.

aviator aviatorOG 2004

diana would agree

jamiephaser jamiephaserOG 2003

Yeah 18 needles to the face so he could numb me up for the stiches and when he put the last stich in the numbness was gone so I felt the last stich ouch.

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