I hate it when you crack open an egg (like this morning) and you realize that it had been fertilized and youre staring at it realizing that it would have been a chicken if someone hadn't stolen the...

Yeah, a brother I know when I was in Towaco years ago would ask whenever we went to the diner and someone would order eggs would ask "So, how's it feel to eat an abortion?"... ick!

i could never figure out where towaco was. it's like one of those mysterious places you can't locate, not that you really ever have any reason to know where it is. (mawhah is EASILY locateable, i'd...