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socalgal socalgalOG 2003

there was this one brother that was so charming and funny that he knew how to deliver the corniest lines and they would come out so wittingly funny you couldn't help but fall in love with him. he said to me "you have the longest eyelashes, and the darkest eyes that remind me of chocolate pudding, can i lick them??" it made me laugh so much that I was ALL about him!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

He must be extremely hot or something, because that line is bogue AND gross.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

your comment is insatiable to my statement. your male, you wouldn't see it as such nor do you know him nor his sense of humor.

superhero superheroOG 2004

please do not kill bryan, he is nicer in person

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

no worries, i don't waste my time on people shorter than i. i like picking on ones my size....like you! :P

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Ah, yes. The low blow. Dan's only got like an inch on me and that can't be positively corroborated because he wears shoes with HEELS. j/k, Dan. Anyway, ARE you taller than me? Are you some kind of SUPER Chicana?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

5'10" WITHOUT any shoes.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

BTW i don't even know if you are shorter or not, i'm jsut guessing cause theres too much bitterness and angst with you. hmm, the male version of avril??

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Let's not get it twisted, sister. I'm not bitter or angsty. I'm just...whatever I am! I'm a happy person, really!

perrin perrinOG 2004 fivezero

Are you trying to convince us or yourself? lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 perrin

Clever observation. Myself AND you's! I just don't know how I come off, is all. Hope it's not too nasty. I hope you're not still sore about the Richard Simmons thing. I admit I still do it...

perrin perrinOG 2004 fivezero

Not at all because like I said you don't have to use me as an excuse just because you like sweating to the oldies. lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 perrin

I think Richard Simmons should get a Nobel Peace Prize! Anyway, you should be happy I ascribe his voice to your posts, because he's such a sweell, compassionate guy.

perrin perrinOG 2004 fivezero

You should have said a gosh golly swell guy. lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Oh, wow. Same height. Ginchy.

perrin perrinOG 2004

All I've got to say to that is "bring it!"

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

are you challenging me on the rink hun?

perrin perrinOG 2004

Yup I sure am.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I'M insatiable, ask Dan.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

i would fall for that one. except i dont have brown eyes. green pudding? thats just yucky. hold up...there is green pudding: pistachio. yep that would work.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

heehee, thanks!

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