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malibu Aug 24, 2004

my grandfather always taught me from his days in the marines that if a shark is coming at you to punch it in the nose and it disorients them and goes away. he says it works. i never tried it out b...

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

I'm on it for ya.

malibu malibuOG 2001

or their gills. that hurts even more but you can only reach them if they're swimming on the side of you.

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