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malibu Aug 24, 2004

my grandfather always taught me from his days in the marines that if a shark is coming at you to punch it in the nose and it disorients them and goes away. he says it works. i never tried it out b...

theremin thereminOG 2002

I've heard the same. Supposedly it does work.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

and if it doesn't work--you could always hit him with your stumps!

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