i met a pakistanian drunk outside a quick check. he wanted me to help him get his la-gaygh' (accent on the second syllabel). it took me 10 mins. to figure out what he wanted.

what did he want?

liquor, son. something you obviously need a bit more of.

o. in three more years, sure, i'll get all liquored up

i don't think that should be one of your goals ;)