fivezero-California Love anyone? :) well the first line anyway.
Hamster Love-Nice rhymin! I love the first one especially.
todd-thanks! I like your old school rap there. Man 2000, that was like Y2K up in the hizzouse! Uhh, anyway, nice work.

Here I go again...

Now it's been a while since I rocked the mike
All the fly ladies, it's me they still like
Stop your baulin and cryin, wee little tyke
I think you just smoked me (What?) Psych!
I don't hafta take drugs like Kurt Cobain
In order to reach this plateau of fame
In fact from all substances please refrain
Cuz you get a natural high when I entertain.
So if moisture is the essence of wet-ness
And of beauty wetness is the ess-ence
You must be beautiful all the time
Cuz you wet yourself when you hear my rhyme.
Now all you kids who think you're all that
With ya popped collar and your trucker hat
You ain't slick as me, I'm as cool as a cat
And I don't need to wear FUBU to prove that I rap.
Now you know MC means mic controlla
But you baby MC's I push in a strolla
While rappers make dough endorsing coca-cola
I don't need commercials to make me a high rolla.
All you wannabe rappers lookin at your timberlands
And droning on about your house on the sand
I'm just here to make you understand
Exploiting women doesn't make you a man.
So I can tell all you doin' is hat-ing
But I can't hear what you communicat-ing
But like the Red Sox you'll keep on wait-ing
You haven't won nothin since nineteen eight-een.