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This is not exactly a pick up line as it was a pick up technique.
There was this time back in high school, I was leaving study hall and this kid (totally NOT my type) waltzes up and kisses my hand.
First I was shocked, then immediately disgusted, finally very concerned as well as creeped out. I thought to myself EWE! (although I might have actually said it outloud as well) And then I thought Who said you could even breathe near me... I don't know where those lips have been. This PLAYA'S game was down in the gutter... so much for bustin' a smooth move.

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