I hate it when she's all "thai lets make out" and i'm all "yo hunny i'm brushing my teeth" and she's all " so what " and i'm all *punch her in the face and run*
She prolly hates it when you're breath is toxic, that's all. She only wants to kiss you immediately after you've brushed.
no, i just brush my teeth naked all the time.. it's just one of those things.. and the door is always open..
Right right... cause this ALWAYS happens to you :-p
a lot. i also hate it when i'm sitting there eating a sandwich and she pushes on the other end and it splatters all over my face. thats not too bad. but then she spits on me and says " i dont want your babies! "
Yikes, who are you dating? Chyna?
it's alright. because when she sleeps at night.. i pinch her softly until she gets annoyed and wakes up .. and as he wakes up i pretend i'm taking a pillow and covering her face.
she gets all mad.
ok he or she? I'm confused..
she's 80% she, but 20% he
see she was a hemproghaoditie
LOL Oh my...is that scriptural for you to be dating..that..?
oh i broke up with her last night. and told her to take her kids with her!
Wow, I never thought about "hemproghaodities" having kids. Can they? If you don't mind me asking, what happened?
we were sitting there watching tv as usual... and sasha started yelling bloody murder. so i ran into the bedroom and there was my lady standing slapping sasha. apparently something happened and i dont approve of child slapping so i poured the milk i was drinking on the lady and kicked her out.
I think I'm sorry I asked..? [mildly amused]
Okay Thai... I think this is ALL an elaborate ruse.
I've seen your kind before I know what you're like LOL!!!
LIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, story teller, fabricator of elaborate ruse.
:-P
no, i have aides for that
so what you're saying is... thai is making ruse