To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
you know how people say that god is inside of us?? Well, I hope he likes enchalidas, cause that's what he's getting!!!
great comebacker!!!
deep thoughts by Jack Handey. I love that one, haha.