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jp Sep 4, 2004

I'd have Keith Van Horn do one of those athlete-to-acting transfers and play me... look at that white lanky thunder. all keith needs is a little (lot) more hair, a little less basketball ...

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahahhaah. snoop dogg and you are one in the same. incidentally though, why does he have longer nails than i do?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

aw, a babe as to badness. pimps have a couple long nails to distribute cocaine to themselves and their, um, employees.

malibu malibuOG 2001

are you kidding me??? i just thought it would be cuz he was a lil woman who liked long nails. but there actually is a reason for this. i don't know if i believe you.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

fivezero is right, it's for the drugs

perrin perrinOG 2004

Yeah they use them to measure them out. The long nails makes it easier.

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