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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

best way to do it, get a gun, then go to your manager and say look, make me a manager or I'll kill you and your entire family. wait, scratch that, just get me 200 million dollars and a jet to bolivia!!!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Imagine K holding a large caliber pistol. She'd shoot her...uh, head off.

specialk specialkOG 2003

This is true. I've never held a gun....nor would I want to. :)

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