Isn't it spelled "Hasbruck" Heights? Sorry. My fiance was sort of clueless about cooking when we first started dating, too. There are a couple basic techniques that are more important than knowing ...
what the heck are you doin in my area??..get your non-apartment christening attender butt outa here!!...as off 12pm today, you are officially banned from hasbrouck heights, AND all surrounding townships, valleys, and districts...bah humbug!
Bah humbug your mom! See if I ever bring you snacks at the assembly again!
you can't ban her from my people's area! i'll have you evicted.
you're banned too!!..get outa here!!
ha never been, never coming-don't worry yourself about that. i had to stop visiting bachelor pads a long time ago bc it was like being an unpaid maid.
this is so true. be sure to invite a valenti girl to your house when the sink is FULL of dishes and you havent done laundry in a month.
nah, domestic responsiblities don't bother me...or either of the other two....we're 21st century males!!...you know...cooking/cleaning/giving birth...i mean..why should the ladies be the only ones birdened w/these duties..(this looks like a job for, the grammar nazi)