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oobster oobsterOG 2002

An extra shot white chocolate mocha is about the only thing that prevents me from beheading every person in the office in the mornings. Around 10:00am I return to my more human persona.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Beheading people! I used to be able to joke about this! But that drink does sound marvelous.

oobster oobsterOG 2002

It is FANTASTIC...and if if Im in a really bad mood and my eyes are glowing red, they put whipped cream on top!

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