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thefunkyfresh Aug 30, 2004

never used one seriously before... but one time i asked a girl if she wanted me to buy her a smoothie and she said "i have a smoothie right here... you!" lol...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

oh man... soo gross, hahahahaha thats just pathetic

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i forget if that was before or after the microwaveable teddy bear...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hahaha, i thought you could only go up from the the microwavable teddy, man... but wow... that might ACTUALLY be sideways...

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