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skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yo let me say it would be REALLY easy to get married if you were a massage therapist. My friend Ali is one, but she moved to Wisconsin (and also she was too tall for me). My friend Holly is one too, but she's already married. And Ed is, but he's a guy. So I can't marry any of them. But you would think I would get more free massages than I actually do. It's messed up.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

so basically youre going to be single forever? haha nbl j/k

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yo shut up tina you'll be one of the single women at my party to celebrate singleness when i turn 30

reaf reafOG 2002

Ha Ha

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

hahahahaha that actually made me laugh out loud... oh maybe i shoulda wrote "lol" okay.. lol

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