I nominate myself. Do we have to stick to witness standards here? If not I volunteer to be the lesbian of course what makes me really interesting is the only girl I like is Angelina Jolie.

If we have to stick to witness standards I'm the one with the crazy mood swings who's nice to everyone and then yells into the confessional about how I hate everyone and everything in the house forgetting that in a few months they will be watching the tape.