Real World : Ezabel
by So, me and Brian were thinkin' who would make up the best Ezabel Real World cast. Here's the combo we've come up with:
Perrin - nerdy straight guy
Socalgal - typical latina from the OC
i like birds - perpetually wilin' drunkard
SunShyne - straight wide-eyed innocent girl
yay - combination introvert/extrovert, extemely unpredictable
ORIGINALSNOB - diva
fivezero - inflamatory media snob, self-proclaimed next international phenomenon
rock supastar - camera man numero uno
toxicgirl - boom mic operata (If I see that mic in any of the shots..big no-no)
Should you wish to nominate someone or yourself, please do so and tell us why.
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i nominate i like birds and yay five times. and my little fingers second that motion. oh, what did you say finger number 1? you would like the bed on the top floor next to the window? but finger 1, finger 3 and 4 want the top bunk in the middle room. Ok finger number 5 we will have a vote.
ha, why don't you and your fingers and ilikebirds just make up the whole cast then...
You guys would see my cool sweet sensitive side in the confessional. where i cry and cry and cry and then take off my clothes and cry more.
crying naked is so underrated. i bet not even a hand full of you can say " hey i cried naked"
i mean seriously. try it. it's kinda like peanut butter... brown and sticky.. but delicious with jelly. this jelly!
i dont think you're ready for this jelly
Um excuse me Mr. The confessional is a communal area...there will be none of that ewwwiness.
i'll be the guy in the confessional who always says stuff like "what a wuss, grow up, cry about it, get over it, and walk it off" i'd also tell jokes and laugh a lot while drinking fruit flavored alcohol.
I think you'd be similar to a brad...he had the san diego cast together
i think maybe you'd be right. they'd all live in abject fear of me. and my razor sharp kindness. SHING!
Brad is great and retarded! "You don't know me SON!"
how about matt for the super hot guy?
Who's place would you suggest he be put in?
Pat's the president of the official Matt Kelly fan club... I aslo think he's the publicist.... ooooooooooo SCANDALOUS
how about also being a client?
not that i'm complaining or anything... but i was kinda hoping that there would be not so much GUYS in this club, but more so girls
i'm in more of a pimp position than gay devotee....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (squeel) gay devotee I LUV it! Ha!
toxicgirl has requested the boom mic position. Sold!
SWEET! I'll get to see all the good stuff that doesn't even make it on the show. And I've been working out so I have the endurance to hold my equipment for many hours. Better to be on the sidelines.
people wear tight underpants sometimes.
you said it, sister
can i be the paul walker lookalike guy who continously gets his on by Tinser ... oh wait ...that's already happened...
you've never looked like paul walker so...NO!
1) please dont ever refer to yourself as the paul walker look-a-like guy again...i've never said this title myself, because no other male i've seen (with the exception of one majorly hot history major at my college) comes within the range of hotness to resemble paul walker
2) i'm whiter than white out...so what does "get his on by tinser" mean?
HAHA this is funny. BUT i'm not from the valley (you people need to get out of NJ) and second, i'm not chicana....a lesson I learned a few weeks ago
Enlighten us...
first of all to be considered a "valley girl" you need to be from the valley, I'm from Orange County, coastal county in california. Majority talk like me here in california....not just valley people. BUT if you've ever been to California you'd know that the valley is a small community made up more so of peeps in the adult entertainment field. SO i am FURTHER south and coastal for that.
second, i learned that i cannot call myself a mexicano because mexicano's are mexican's born in mexico and raised in the states. I can't be called chicana because a chicana/o is someone who's parents were born in mexico and the kids were raised here. so i don't fit any of those catergories as my parents, grandparents and great grandparents were born here. so my type (rare) is just considered mexican in nationality or latina.
enlightened? elaborate enough?
Actually I dictated CALI-GIRL and she typed VALLEY GIRL. Regardless of geography, you don't even really act valley. The correction's been made. As for the Chicana stuff. Thanks for the heads up. Now we know.
Elaborate.
Good another miscast speaks out, these "molds" are too general.
yeah and the funny thing, they have NO clue who i am
Don't take this too seriously, ladies. Laugh or don't, but lets not make this more serious that it is. Or isn't. Molds are funny ESPECIALLY since we don't know you.
They have no clue and yet yours is changed to a more friendly version and mine remains totally inaccurate, from personality to ethnicity ... go figure.
Correct us.
ummm..for this to be accurate, at least one of the cast members has to be gay....which one d'you guys think it is?..i'm going with fivezero...
first we need to decide if this is COMPLETELY deviant or if it's gonna be a JW Real World...THEN we can decide what to name this particular societal outcast, npg or gay?
oi! last season had no gays. this season won't have any either. queer.
HAHAHAHA. The nerdy straight guy. I think that fits. Too funny. Nice one!
I wanna be the cameraman...
You got it, just don't run off with a cast member, k?
i wanna go and just live in those AMAZING apartments they get to have. how cute are they? and all their decorators? the best. i don't know who i would be though. ummm.....i'll be a girl.
And how about location? Where is ezabel exactly? Had a thought last night...it would be like ..the Matrix.
Real World : Seaside Heights (that may be too close to that True Life : I'm a guido with no life so I go to sleazeside every weekend and annoy the locals with my crude behavior)
I saw that guy the other day admiring his car with the other ridiculously expensive cars owned by his friends. The house is a major eyesore with an oversized Italian flag soaring above their heads. I can't stand those types.
I for one, would love to be on the real world. Lets just get a few cameras. Rent a house out for the summer and party...
I was thinking we could make it a weekend thing. Lots of drinking, cussing and affairs.
Maybe it could be like a trip... guys in one group girls the other. Each group has their own room but, we all eat together and hang out then there's assignments different days blah blah I have the equipment it would be sooo fun!!!
It could be like a serve where the need is great trip. That would be your job assignment - to preach.
yo and like, every couple hours you have to go in the bathroom and say ... "she keeps talking about me behind my back, that's why i got a little mad, i know that's not how you deal with situations but SHE WON'T STOP TALKING" and he'll be referring to guilderbellsucks/aviator
I nominate myself. Do we have to stick to witness standards here? If not I volunteer to be the lesbian of course what makes me really interesting is the only girl I like is Angelina Jolie.
If we have to stick to witness standards I'm the one with the crazy mood swings who's nice to everyone and then yells into the confessional about how I hate everyone and everything in the house forgetting that in a few months they will be watching the tape.
yo i think of yay like "brock hudson" ... who is brock hudson...what kind of name is that ...
Hahahah...isn't that the guy from "She's All That?"
ALANA amiga...que paso contigo, volves te loca o que?
Tu sabes que no soy asi... soy una chica humilde una verdadera dulce cubana. De donde sacaste esta opinion? Me ofendas. :-(
Spanish, eh? I wrote most of it. Don't be sensetive. Let the good times roll.
Esta bien, chica. We just put you in a classic mold for craps and giggles. Lo siento!
i could be the non-existentialist/existentialist ...because i'm really not an existentialist (i hate nietzsche), but with all the existentialism talk i bring up, one could easily assume me to be an existentialist...and therefore by the theory of existentialism, i guess that would therefore make me an existentialist (because in your mind i am), right?
please, step away from the crack pipe
hahah...that was surprisingly the reaction i was going for
haha i wonder if i'm the only other person on here that knows who nietzsche is. Lol. In 12th grade we read Damien or whatever, and Siddhartha, and a bunch of other philosophy things. Existentialism was interesting.
i have his book here right on my desk. i never got past the first page though. one day... when i'm real bored. he seems to write in circles. frustratest me
yeah, he is extemely hard to understand...and i don't agree with most of his stuff...but im glad i read it anyway, just to be able to say that i hate him
same thing with freud...i don't agree with a lot of his stuff, but i'm glad i know it just so i can say i think he's retarded
hmm freud has points that i believe.. he's not retarded.. he makes a lot of sense i think
i'll give him a few points...like the subconscious...i think this may exist, but only to a certain degree
however, people's two motivating factors being agression and sex...i don't believe that
oedipal complex...garbage
overall, i'm there are other types of psychology that i agree with more than psychopathology
your dad must not be that hot then
eww, why'd you have to go and make this personal?
it's not fun if it's not personal
It's not personal, it's business. It's NOT personal, it's business. Go to the mattresses!!
i know who he is and what his views are. not stuff i like. interesting still.
thats for the "straight" tag ... now make sure and find a hott guy to turn my head
"straight" as in a straight person for our "crooked" jokes. most comedic duos play on that dynamic, but reality series have been effectively using it to assemble casts that make for high drama and disagreements aplenty.
are you saying i have no sense of humor?