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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

You guys would see my cool sweet sensitive side in the confessional. where i cry and cry and cry and then take off my clothes and cry more.

crying naked is so underrated. i bet not even a hand full of you can say " hey i cried naked"

i mean seriously. try it. it's kinda like peanut butter... brown and sticky.. but delicious with jelly. this jelly!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i dont think you're ready for this jelly

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

Um excuse me Mr. The confessional is a communal area...there will be none of that ewwwiness.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i'll be the guy in the confessional who always says stuff like "what a wuss, grow up, cry about it, get over it, and walk it off" i'd also tell jokes and laugh a lot while drinking fruit flavored alcohol.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

I think you'd be similar to a brad...he had the san diego cast together

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i think maybe you'd be right. they'd all live in abject fear of me. and my razor sharp kindness. SHING!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Brad is great and retarded! "You don't know me SON!"

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