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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

If he is hot and she is hot... Something WILL happen
If she is hot and he is NOT... Something MIGHT happen
If she is not hot and he is HOT...Most Likely Won't Happen

AMENDMENT :
If she is NOT hot and he is NOT HOT... Something MIGHT HAPPEN
If she is a sad Panda and he is TY... MOST DEFINATELY WILL HAPPEN

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

profound...not exactly the way we'd like to think it should be but I think you've kinda got a point here.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yup. it's not sugar coated or anything. not how you want the world to work.. but there's no denying the truth.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

dude, no way!!! won't happen even if they are both hot.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

If you've thought it... you did it

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

my male best friend and i have NEVER thought of each other that way. he's a totally good looking guy too. People who don't know us compliment on what a good looking couple we are and we laugh and say "we're jsut friends" and we've never thought of each other that way.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

during that truth or truth game my guy friend was saying if you've kept it on a friendship level for a long amount of time, the deadline has passed for interest to be developed.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

maybe he likes me

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

hmmmm.....nah...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

maybe he likes pandas

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

awww, i like pandas

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

Dude, you've NEVER seen a butt ugly couple?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

yea, where's the love?

If he is NOT hot and she is NOT hot...it's in the bag

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

ugly people need lovin too..

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

more things in common between you two. GO FOR IT

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

point is.. you'll quicker see a hot chick run to her friends and say " i got a new boyfriend.. he's so sweet, funny, caring.. but he's not a great looker" to her girlfriends

but you WON'T see a guy run to his guy friends and say " oh man.. she's so nice, and sweet, she treats me right.. but she's ugly "....

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Ty, you're throwin' it down on this one. *applause*

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

BUT if shes got a fake rack....a decent bod and a TOTALLY ugly face you'll see a HOT guy go for an ugly chick like that

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Totally...seen it happen a zillion times

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

well thats different. A guy still isnt' gonna call her a GIRLFRIEND..

he's gonna call her a Quick fix

malibu malibuOG 2001

this is totally a sinbab sketch. he talks about women can be proud of their men no matter what but guys are so shallow they be married 20 years and still say they're only friends if their wife is ugly.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHA and they have selective hearing! lol

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