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ophelia opheliaOG 2003

how about you go apple picking, and i just throw a wild kegger at your parentless house???

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i think your on to something..

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

how about a cider kegger?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

spike that cider with goldschlager!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

goldschlager's great!..i wonder if you could like sift the gold flakes out of it and have enough to sell it to a jewelry store or something

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