rain reminds me of richard simmons... once it's on my body. i just feel violated THIS is the best line EVER!!

one of the BEST journals....you my friend need to write for conan OR have your own show.

Burger King Commercials...i would SO cry and die of a heart attack if somthing like that was in my bed when i woke up. i hate those commercials

AND last but not least I want a T....does it come in a baby T or do i have to get the creative juices flowin and make my own halter out of it???