I'm feeling frisky
by and so should you...
and no one cares whats below this...
But i'm writing it anyway...
So people find that cleaning their room isn't a great past time. But to me.. it's the greatest
time of all... You can find all sorts of stuff.. have a great time.. drinks some booze and end
up with a clean room...
Anyway .. here is the before pic
Moving along... some stupid things to read about while my room gets clean by rastachinka (yes, the one and only)
Rain? How completely unneccessary is this thing.
Yea it may water plants, make them grow, sustain life ... and our body
is 75% of it.. but seriously is that all worth me getting wet hopping out
of my car to work.. rain reminds me of richard simmons... once it's on my body. i just
feel violated.
seriously.
New burger king commercials. Superb!
All my life i've wanted to wake up and find a King in my bed...
Not only is that great.. but he gives you a BURGER?!?! OMG...
dream come true.
the BURGER king..reminds me of the father of the Chicken sandwich prince..
maybe he really is his father.
Ok yea.. time for the after picture...after the cleanup..BAM
See when I clean my room it's a good time. Found a nice Pimp -n- Ho' Outfit.. Rock that.. and clean.
Not to mention I had my BUTLER Rastachinka helping me out. Me and him have a great time together.
Wait until those ACTION pics come later.
Point is... When it's really late at night... and You're
coming home from a good night out... You open your room door and see a BLACK man standing in your ROOM!
It scares the TootyfruityFresh&Fruit of the looms right off me. Everytime. I'll even sometimes
remember before walking in that Rastachinka is there in my room.. but i'll open the door and still
be shocked-surprised. But i love him. He's seen me naked so many times. More than once at least.
So kiddos.. next time you clean your room... Have some fun geez. Don't be boring.. No one likes
a bore.
OH WAIT.... new shirts coming out.. check them out.. let me know if you seriously
want one.. I'm gonna have to charge you face value.. Which is.. $234343434,234344.34234's
But if you're nice to me... I'll lower the price.. just this once!
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sorry ty.. but i found this journal hilarious.
i agree... totally
Thanx, now I'm looking forward to cleaning my room. Can I borrow Rastachinka for a day?
NO, he's not a toy to be passed around! He loves it living with me..
eventhough my parents almost broke him.
I left him out in the living room for a day.. i come back at night.. he's folded in half and the voice thing is ripped off.
i almost flipped.
Because there's a motion sensor.. everytime you walk past it .. he goes " RED STRIPE! It's BEER! HOORAY BEER! Official beer of jamaiacan independance day"
so after the 23423 time my dad walked passed it.. he had enough.
hahah
it's so soothing to hear his voice in the morning though..
eventhough sometimes you're like " what the fluffynutter is that"
then you remember 'oh it's rasta he's so cool'
Dear Ty,
if your cardboard cut out (yes I said it- time to face the facts) is speaking to you, I think you should have a nice long talk with Jehovah.
deeply concerned,
ORIGNINAL SNOB
LOL!!!
ROFL
this is not good, I'm gonna get in trouble for rolling around the office laughing...and rug burn ouch!
of course he's not a toy! C'mon, I'll row you out all tight and mess and then can I snag him for an afternoon? I promise, I won't bend him...well I don't know if I could resist.
I do really want one of those shirts...
Ty this cracked me up......and yes, I want one of those shirts.
which one is you and which is your butler? yes i want a shirt.
i'm obviously the 2-dimensional black man in a tuxedo with a Mr. Beer America sash over my over-developed man Pects!
MOOBS! Hahahaha
moobs! i love it! (this should go in the made up word thread. which reminds me...)
nice ass...cot
I hope that's a wig
its not, hes blackinese
then he is in desperate need of corn rowing...
row it for me?
Sure, if you want me to
...or I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
i dont have money. but i do have milkshakes...
Bring it! I'll hook you up.
that took me 2 years to grow... heck no, it won't go
I didn't say it had to go..you just need to tame that nappiness bro.
AHA ¡pelo crespa! Are we serious, are these naps genuine 100) naptural?
red stripe reminds me of our cabdriver in jamaica who claimed it helps men "love longer".
oh i does..
but i'm not a man.. so i dont know
New burger king commercials. Superb! OMG!!! I LUVed the new burger king commercial, I even made my grandmother pay attention, afterward she just looked at me and said "Sick."
Also that's the one the My Marbles t- I'm totally making mine into a halter or tube, so cute!
i totally concur. it's great. i'll wake up to a naked hobo with ebola.. as long as the minute i wake up he'd give me a whopper! ...
AMAZING i love birds
bravo bravo. dude that burker king fella i always thought of him looking like that, why i dont know, but in my bed next to me, now thats hot
hey i still wear the same shirt since highschool. yes one shirt because the other shirts said "this job sucks, we never get any raises and smell like man hands" after 5 years of loyal employment. can i buy one of your shirts?
i love the smell of man hands
how would you explain what man hands smell like?
kinda like pineapples
Hmmm...I thought about the smell of engine oil and burnt rubber
more like old ham
yewwww old ham and pineapples...Biff!
god you're so hot, you remind me of a marshmellow that's slightly burned on the outside in a glass of milk
rain reminds me of richard simmons... once it's on my body. i just feel violated THIS is the best line EVER!!
one of the BEST journals....you my friend need to write for conan OR have your own show.
Burger King Commercials...i would SO cry and die of a heart attack if somthing like that was in my bed when i woke up. i hate those commercials
AND last but not least I want a T....does it come in a baby T or do i have to get the creative juices flowin and make my own halter out of it???
oh there will be baby tees.. and.. pasties.. if you're feeling lil' kim frisky
woo-hoo! and what about sweat bands and trucker hats and snap bracelets and action figures!
hold up! i JUST realized you said pasties.. LOL
HAHA....lil kim frisky?? classic!
Wait wait birds. There's this chick I met a few years back Liz Pham (piscataway) any relation? There has to be cousin somethin, she even looks like you.
thats my sister yo
How does one get the poopchute clock back in order.
i was a regular 5:30-6 which was perfect... right after work.. before meeting/school.
Now.. i'm irregular 10am'er
this isn't cool
Have you had a recent change in diet? That can make a difference.
drink a lot of water during work
i always do. love the water.
then i got tired of peeing every 30 minutes.
so frustrating.. when you're lazy sitting at work.. just reading news articles.. and constanly having to get up an pee.
FIBER
Fiber it up yo
I know what you mean..do you drink coffee? That's another natural alternative and you don't have to drink so much of it.
BRAN FLAKES! one bowl will send you runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin'
I recently learned that coffee (and caffiene in general) is bad for the lymphatic system.
*Thanks Kamila!! :)
Yes, coffee is not healthy for everyone.
coffee gives you celulite. cottage cheese butts all the way!!
ewwwww where did you get this info from??
i love the vh1 special on leah remini where she says you should find a man that loves your cellulite.
dude, I loved that special! Do ya'll remember back in the day when she was Zack's girlfriend on Saved By the Bell?? The season when they had summer jobs at the beach??
i totally remember! wasn't she alyssa milano's friend on who's the boss??
*dingdingding* Yup!
yes, but i first remember her from some show with jane seymour playing a nun/foster mom. darn...cant find it on tvtome.com (maybe im hallucinating?), but they did have fired up w/sharon lawrence. that was a funny show!
man its really bothering me that i cant find this...whats going on on the information superhighway? some kinda jam? it was a tv show starring jane seymour as a nun who has a foster home...leah remini was one of the kids and there was a cute boy too. man, what was that?!
OHHHHH wasnt jason priestly the cute boy?? It wasnt jane seymore who played the nun....it was some english lady.
you are so right! i was so wrong about jane seymour. also, there is no credit for leah remini. maybe one of the girls was leah remini-esque.
spelled THAI PHAM wrong..
is that the definative spelling?
no babe, call me anything you'd like.. as long as you call me yours.
you are mine, arentcha? ever since you first clapped eyes on me as an impressional youngun i own you.
Maybe it's not the water. Maybe you're pregnant, Ty.
wait wait.. whats everyone talking about here..
i'm not constipated or anything..
i'm just talking about the urge and ability to poop..
like i always went at 530-6
now it's like 10 or 9 or 11
it's not as scheduled as i'd like
you weirdos
I'm talking about how you need to pee a lot. Maybe it's not water. Maybe you're carrying a "mini-Ty."
Yea but if you try some of those things at certain calculated times of the day, you MAY or MAY NOT be able to control it.
no.I MUSt. I MUST have power over my bowels.
what kind of man would i be if i didn't have power ove rmy bowels.
tell me .. what great man in history had no power of his bowels.
everyone should
how do you get a poopchute clock? i dont have one.
you never had a regular time where'd you drop the biscuits?
oh man.. a schedule is great. that way.. you never get surprises
oh man i wish i had a clock. Of course, girls dont' "poop".... hahaha we dont' "fart" either, or "burp".
I know I know we're all perfectly breezy and spring-like 24/7, HA!
LIES!
i have a sort of schedule. actually its more like a formula.(eating time/amount of food)+30 minutes my doctor told me my digestive system is "incomplete". whatever that means.
ha, that basically means it runs right through ya
I have the classic case of mind over matter, I don't wanna drop off anywhere but home and my mind makes it so I never have to..usually.
i have no mind control over elimination.
haha yeah i go after like every meal. How am I still chubby? i do not understand it.
ive wondered this about myself. also, i wonder why you think youre chubby. you dont seem so to me. i guess it all depends on perspective.
yeah, thanks, heh i just see it more i guess because I see myself naked. haha
lemme see...ill be an impartial judge. jk
bahaha... sure why not
i'd be a happy man if thiss did for me. moving along...
hey all you naked lovers.. get out of my journal .. sheesh. unless you're gonna buy a tshirt and panties
let's get this straight: we ALL want t's and panties, right people?
totally! if i can't get a T then panties will suffice
not if they say "poopies"
but if we buy tshirts and panties we wont be naked anymore
you two are the same type! Get along! :p
chill ma. im not fightin. i just thought chris wouldnt like 5-0 seeing juicymango nekkid.
ha there's too much talk of nekedness around here...and it's all Thai's fault!
at least hes trying to clothe ezabel after the nekkedness.
yes, this is true.
maybe irregular was a wrong choice of words.
... but yea.. YOU WEIRDOS
maybe your biological clock is changing?
maybe i have monkey fighting fever
the weekend always throws me off. cuz i work early, i eat breakfast at around 8:00 every morning, but then on the weekend my whole schedule gets thrown off.
Oh man, it happened last night again... I was out last night having a good time.. and when I finally got up to my room..
I opened the door and BAM.. there's a black man holding a beer.
I jumped like a little girl..and flipped out. BUT good thing i was wearing my POWER THONG when my skirt went all up into the air...
yes.. i'm not only making t-shirts but panties too. they are so cute
and this one encourages crochetal warmth
Shouldn't this say "my poopies?"
No thats for the guys line of boxers.. not the girls line of panties
oh, well, show me the guy's boxer line
no, "sorry my poopies"
oh! Right! Thank you, you are correct. I was wrong everone! Thank you, Brian.
both are right. i just added.
no no the Trademark'd phrase is " sorry my poopies"
aw, this is so cute, i want it! and the t-shirt too!
oh, ty make a tankini top to go with the undies!!
that would just be tooooo hott
you are a funny dude! i just pooped an oscar meyer weiner mobile!
liar! show me it