so what is now a permanent fixture on your car ? i dont get it. your beloved stinks.

thai can u pay attention? the parking attendant got run over and is now a permanent fixture of her car

"grandma got run over by a reindeer"

man, get this... somehow I got "Its the second week of deercamp" stuck in my head, but in SPANISH. Somehow I started singing "Esta la segunda semana de campo de deer, y todos mis amigos son aqui......