Things that go bump...
by while trying to park. Gggrrrr. I was being the nice, loving girlfriend that I am today and went to visit my dearly beloved at his assembly today. I went into the parking deck, looked around for a spot and proceeded to move towards one that didn't look too bad. Just as I'm getting ready to park, the attendant told me to back up and park in another spot: a spot next to a pole. So I thought: "That's cool. No one will hit me with their car door if I park here." So, I back up and start to park. Well, the attendant decides that I'm not capable of parking on my own so begins to instruct me on how to turn my wheel and whether to move foward or back. I figured: why not. He's only trying to help. So, I stupidly do as he says. All of a sudden I hear a strange noise. I'm thinking it's just one of the trains getting to the train station just below. Then the noise gets louder. I look out my right mirror and guess what was now a permanent part of my car? GGGrrrrr. It's so frustrating 'cause it's my fault for doing what he was telling me. Thanks for reading. I needed to vent.
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sister, sister please. we are supposed to be in submission to the headship arrangement set in place by the Lord. The head of a woman is the man. And even though we are at times (rarely) imperfect, your submission to the arrangement does not go unnoticed. I can assure you, the car is but a drop in the bucket in comparison with the hope of going to heaven because of your yielding to the arrangement. carry on.
that's pretty funny...but i don't think she's going to go to heaven. Instead, she is attaining the hope of life in God's New World Order, where things such as poles and cars will be of little consequence- rather, the focus will be on teaching those resurrected ones about God and how his Soverignty was vindicated despite brothers who mis-direct people into poles.
Dave, my life is now worth living. Thank you so much. I now know my purpose.
wait, wait.. set them straight, it wasn't a brother, it was just a parking attendant that worked there. right?
That's right. It wasn't a brother. It was just a guy that worked at the garage. Sorry.
dean must u ruin every moment of hope in my life? just when i think i have served some purpose in this crazy world, you go and shatter my hopes and aspirations. my life is no longer worth living.
yeah, but now you can chastise her for listening to the worldly thinking of the parking attendant on the subject of car placement. see what horrible consequences resulted? let this be a lesson to us all.
i think your right. her social contact with the parking attendant qualifies as bad association. it spoiled her useful bumper. now what protection will she have against the innocent passerbys that she hits with her car?
so basically she will be accompanying you , as well as others such as ryan and bob, in the lake of fire ?
heb 6:10
so what is now a permanent fixture on your car ? i dont get it. your beloved stinks.
thai can u pay attention? the parking attendant got run over and is now a permanent fixture of her car
that sounds like a sad country song. i hit a parking attendant and now he screams when i drive too fast.
thats kinda cool, a def sit-around-the-dinner-table-and-talk-about story....
"grandma got run over by a reindeer"
man, get this... somehow I got "Its the second week of deercamp" stuck in my head, but in SPANISH. Somehow I started singing "Esta la segunda semana de campo de deer, y todos mis amigos son aqui..." So weird.
and yeah, I know my spanish is horrible. thats the weird part.
yea thats mucho wierd!
Ever dream in spanish? My spanish grammar is pretty horrible but yet somehow I sometimes dream in perfect fluent spanish. weird.
i have, but i think it's all in your perception cus i've dreamed in languages that i dont even speak
No, it really is spanish. I can remember it when I wake up and even know what it means. the knowledge is in my head, it's just that when it tries to come out of my mouth it gets all mixed up. i just wish i could speak as fluently as i dream.
that's awesome! my girlfriends and i used to have sleepovers and carry on conversations with each other in our sleep!
haha, that is so funny. me and my husband do that. it is mostly nonsense but i remember it sometimes. once i was dreaming that someone bad was trying to grab me and hold me down and as i was waking up i realized my husband was pulling me towards him and i was flailing wildly and grabbing the side of the mattress for dear life to get away. he was totally asleep and knew nothing about it.
You really scare me sometimes.
Tina got ran over by a taxi cab....was that how it went Tinner? haha
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA! tina got run over by a taxi, walking home from rome one summer night... hahahahhaahhahahahaha
you may say you don't believe in toga
hahha, it wasnt in Rome though....it was in Venice...right after the whole...."That silly 'ol Collin, sucha gosh darn kidder" hahahahhahha
LOL oh yea! oh man, that silly maria! :-D that was so funny- i nearly peed my pants during that
hahahha, yea that time you didnt ACTUALLY pee....just nearly.
ROFL!!!!! so funny- i think i laughed so hard that my stomach muscles got tightened during that trip.
and this guy makes train sounds?