How does one get the poopchute clock back in order.
i was a regular 5:30-6 which was perfect... right after work.. before meeting/school.
Now.. i'm irregular 10am'er
this isn't cool
Have you had a recent change in diet? That can make a difference.
drink a lot of water during work
i always do. love the water.
then i got tired of peeing every 30 minutes.
so frustrating.. when you're lazy sitting at work.. just reading news articles.. and constanly having to get up an pee.
FIBER
Fiber it up yo
I know what you mean..do you drink coffee? That's another natural alternative and you don't have to drink so much of it.
BRAN FLAKES! one bowl will send you runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin'
I recently learned that coffee (and caffiene in general) is bad for the lymphatic system.
*Thanks Kamila!! :)
Yes, coffee is not healthy for everyone.
coffee gives you celulite. cottage cheese butts all the way!!
ewwwww where did you get this info from??
i love the vh1 special on leah remini where she says you should find a man that loves your cellulite.
dude, I loved that special! Do ya'll remember back in the day when she was Zack's girlfriend on Saved By the Bell?? The season when they had summer jobs at the beach??
i totally remember! wasn't she alyssa milano's friend on who's the boss??
*dingdingding* Yup!
yes, but i first remember her from some show with jane seymour playing a nun/foster mom. darn...cant find it on tvtome.com (maybe im hallucinating?), but they did have fired up w/sharon lawrence. that was a funny show!
man its really bothering me that i cant find this...whats going on on the information superhighway? some kinda jam? it was a tv show starring jane seymour as a nun who has a foster home...leah remini was one of the kids and there was a cute boy too. man, what was that?!
OHHHHH wasnt jason priestly the cute boy?? It wasnt jane seymore who played the nun....it was some english lady.
you are so right! i was so wrong about jane seymour. also, there is no credit for leah remini. maybe one of the girls was leah remini-esque.
spelled THAI PHAM wrong..
is that the definative spelling?
no babe, call me anything you'd like.. as long as you call me yours.
you are mine, arentcha? ever since you first clapped eyes on me as an impressional youngun i own you.
Maybe it's not the water. Maybe you're pregnant, Ty.
wait wait.. whats everyone talking about here..
i'm not constipated or anything..
i'm just talking about the urge and ability to poop..
like i always went at 530-6
now it's like 10 or 9 or 11
it's not as scheduled as i'd like
you weirdos
I'm talking about how you need to pee a lot. Maybe it's not water. Maybe you're carrying a "mini-Ty."
Yea but if you try some of those things at certain calculated times of the day, you MAY or MAY NOT be able to control it.
no.I MUSt. I MUST have power over my bowels.
what kind of man would i be if i didn't have power ove rmy bowels.
tell me .. what great man in history had no power of his bowels.
everyone should
how do you get a poopchute clock? i dont have one.
you never had a regular time where'd you drop the biscuits?
oh man.. a schedule is great. that way.. you never get surprises
oh man i wish i had a clock. Of course, girls dont' "poop".... hahaha we dont' "fart" either, or "burp".
I know I know we're all perfectly breezy and spring-like 24/7, HA!
LIES!
i have a sort of schedule. actually its more like a formula.(eating time/amount of food)+30 minutes my doctor told me my digestive system is "incomplete". whatever that means.
ha, that basically means it runs right through ya
I have the classic case of mind over matter, I don't wanna drop off anywhere but home and my mind makes it so I never have to..usually.
i have no mind control over elimination.
haha yeah i go after like every meal. How am I still chubby? i do not understand it.
ive wondered this about myself. also, i wonder why you think youre chubby. you dont seem so to me. i guess it all depends on perspective.
yeah, thanks, heh i just see it more i guess because I see myself naked. haha
lemme see...ill be an impartial judge. jk
bahaha... sure why not
i'd be a happy man if thiss did for me. moving along...
hey all you naked lovers.. get out of my journal .. sheesh. unless you're gonna buy a tshirt and panties
let's get this straight: we ALL want t's and panties, right people?
totally! if i can't get a T then panties will suffice
not if they say "poopies"
but if we buy tshirts and panties we wont be naked anymore
you two are the same type! Get along! :p
chill ma. im not fightin. i just thought chris wouldnt like 5-0 seeing juicymango nekkid.
ha there's too much talk of nekedness around here...and it's all Thai's fault!
at least hes trying to clothe ezabel after the nekkedness.
yes, this is true.
maybe irregular was a wrong choice of words.
... but yea.. YOU WEIRDOS
maybe your biological clock is changing?
maybe i have monkey fighting fever
the weekend always throws me off. cuz i work early, i eat breakfast at around 8:00 every morning, but then on the weekend my whole schedule gets thrown off.