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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 offtopic

How does one get the poopchute clock back in order.

i was a regular 5:30-6 which was perfect... right after work.. before meeting/school.

Now.. i'm irregular 10am'er

this isn't cool

specialk specialkOG 2003

Have you had a recent change in diet? That can make a difference.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

drink a lot of water during work

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i always do. love the water.

then i got tired of peeing every 30 minutes.
so frustrating.. when you're lazy sitting at work.. just reading news articles.. and constanly having to get up an pee.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

FIBER

Fiber it up yo

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

I know what you mean..do you drink coffee? That's another natural alternative and you don't have to drink so much of it.

BRAN FLAKES! one bowl will send you runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin'

specialk specialkOG 2003

I recently learned that coffee (and caffiene in general) is bad for the lymphatic system.

*Thanks Kamila!! :)

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Yes, coffee is not healthy for everyone.

malibu malibuOG 2001

coffee gives you celulite. cottage cheese butts all the way!!

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

ewwwww where did you get this info from??

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

i love the vh1 special on leah remini where she says you should find a man that loves your cellulite.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

dude, I loved that special! Do ya'll remember back in the day when she was Zack's girlfriend on Saved By the Bell?? The season when they had summer jobs at the beach??

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i totally remember! wasn't she alyssa milano's friend on who's the boss??

*dingdingding* Yup!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

yes, but i first remember her from some show with jane seymour playing a nun/foster mom. darn...cant find it on tvtome.com (maybe im hallucinating?), but they did have fired up w/sharon lawrence. that was a funny show!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 sunshyne

man its really bothering me that i cant find this...whats going on on the information superhighway? some kinda jam? it was a tv show starring jane seymour as a nun who has a foster home...leah remini was one of the kids and there was a cute boy too. man, what was that?!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 sunshyne

OHHHHH wasnt jason priestly the cute boy?? It wasnt jane seymore who played the nun....it was some english lady.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 socalgal

isnt she an english lady?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 sunshyne

SISTER KATE

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 socalgal

you are so right! i was so wrong about jane seymour. also, there is no credit for leah remini. maybe one of the girls was leah remini-esque.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 sunshyne

really? i thought she was on that also. oh well, as long as we got the title! LOL great team work

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 socalgal

spelled THAI PHAM wrong..

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ilikebirds

is that the definative spelling?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 sunshyne

no babe, call me anything you'd like.. as long as you call me yours.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ilikebirds

you are mine, arentcha? ever since you first clapped eyes on me as an impressional youngun i own you.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 sunshyne

duh! i typed "impressional" instead of "impressionable" im a bright one arent i?

specialk specialkOG 2003

Maybe it's not the water. Maybe you're pregnant, Ty.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

wait wait.. whats everyone talking about here..

i'm not constipated or anything..

i'm just talking about the urge and ability to poop..
like i always went at 530-6

now it's like 10 or 9 or 11
it's not as scheduled as i'd like

you weirdos

specialk specialkOG 2003

I'm talking about how you need to pee a lot. Maybe it's not water. Maybe you're carrying a "mini-Ty."

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Yea but if you try some of those things at certain calculated times of the day, you MAY or MAY NOT be able to control it.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

no.I MUSt. I MUST have power over my bowels.

what kind of man would i be if i didn't have power ove rmy bowels.

tell me .. what great man in history had no power of his bowels.

everyone should

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

how do you get a poopchute clock? i dont have one.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

you never had a regular time where'd you drop the biscuits?

oh man.. a schedule is great. that way.. you never get surprises

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

oh man i wish i had a clock. Of course, girls dont' "poop".... hahaha we dont' "fart" either, or "burp".

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

I know I know we're all perfectly breezy and spring-like 24/7, HA!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

LIES!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

i have a sort of schedule. actually its more like a formula.(eating time/amount of food)+30 minutes my doctor told me my digestive system is "incomplete". whatever that means.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

ha, that basically means it runs right through ya

I have the classic case of mind over matter, I don't wanna drop off anywhere but home and my mind makes it so I never have to..usually.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

i have no mind control over elimination.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

haha yeah i go after like every meal. How am I still chubby? i do not understand it.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

ive wondered this about myself. also, i wonder why you think youre chubby. you dont seem so to me. i guess it all depends on perspective.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

yeah, thanks, heh i just see it more i guess because I see myself naked. haha

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

lemme see...ill be an impartial judge. jk

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

bahaha... sure why not

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 juicymango

i'd be a happy man if thiss did for me. moving along...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 fivezero

hey all you naked lovers.. get out of my journal .. sheesh. unless you're gonna buy a tshirt and panties

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ilikebirds

let's get this straight: we ALL want t's and panties, right people?

totally! if i can't get a T then panties will suffice

not if they say "poopies"

but if we buy tshirts and panties we wont be naked anymore

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 fivezero

this does not concern you. keep walking.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 sunshyne

you two are the same type! Get along! :p

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 suchgr8heights

chill ma. im not fightin. i just thought chris wouldnt like 5-0 seeing juicymango nekkid.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 sunshyne

ha there's too much talk of nekedness around here...and it's all Thai's fault!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 suchgr8heights

at least hes trying to clothe ezabel after the nekkedness.

yes, this is true.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 sunshyne

Whoa, I never thought of that! I'll just imagine YOU then! HAHA!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 fivezero

whoa! good thing we have no boundaries on ezabel.

hahaha... OH MY is all i have to say

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

maybe irregular was a wrong choice of words.

... but yea.. YOU WEIRDOS

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

maybe your biological clock is changing?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

maybe i have monkey fighting fever

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

the weekend always throws me off. cuz i work early, i eat breakfast at around 8:00 every morning, but then on the weekend my whole schedule gets thrown off.

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