I have transformed myself.. I am now THE SAGET.
I attack IWZ by challenging him to a game of " My glasses are better than yours"
Here are the rules..
1. You take off your glasses
2. I smash them
3. I say " MY GLASSES ARE BETTER THAN YOURS"
4. I WIN
5. IAN goes back to playing dustin diamond in saved by the bell re-runs
Joey moves two spaces forward on the chessboard eventhough we're not playing chess. Then he says "gerrr ive beats you at your own gamesss says the squirell". He then boils water, just enough for two cups of tea, that will go great with Sagets cake.
The SAGET pleads joey to get out of the way. The saget wants you to know that you were not in this fight. The saget says you are great in surreal life. The saget wants to bake you pie.
But I am chuck norris, in real life. this is surreal
stomps on SAGET's glasses.
iwz has transformed.
delivers a smooth stylin' practical joke to your backside. you now have the runs.