I've heard white people say things like "I wish I had more of a culture." I think that's it...

dude...hes got a culture. it involves tv dinners. hes never eaten an olive. sorry for blowin up your spot, bro.

sure he's got one...and I can't say that it's boring but that's what people have said to me...why do you think all my white friends wanna learn how to salsa? It's fun...

salsa is great! i need to find a latin club and some peeps to go down here. im going through withdrawal.

yes, i know, i've told him that and tried to teach him. he can't move his hips though for some reason (he claims that only gay men and latinos move their hips like that)and shakes his shoulders ins...

have you tried liquoring him up?

oooooh, yes, once in costa rica on our honeymoon. he did do some latin dancing then. i will have to try this again!