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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'm similar to rocksoup. i wear jeans or khakis, all the time. nothing else strikes me for bottoms. tops? lots of band tees and stripy or plaid button downs. i just bought a few half zip sweaters, mega comfy. i'm so boring.

right now, i'm still wearing my work stuff--a grey UPS sweat shirt and heavy black and blue b-ball pants with my doc martins. thats hot, thats hot!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

additionally--how could i leave out my beloved OP style polos with horizontal stripe across the chest! official FU MANCHU wear!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

aren't UPS colors brown?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Drivers only.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

really?? i thought everyone wore brown. Crazy. thats cool though. i feel SO sorry for the brown guys who have to wear black shoes AND black socks with their brown uniforms.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Only workers publically representing the company wear brown. People in the plants and warehouses where whatever they want. The only requirements are steal tip boots and NO baggy clothing because theres a million unpleasant places and things that can catch your clothes and tear them off or drag you up, down or across the place.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

maybe only in CRAZY socal!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

can i get some UPS clothes? haha I was bout to say "off of you" but that might have been taken the wrong way. I mean can you get some UPS clothes for me? I want them. I LOVE UPS

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I have a vest that I got when I was a drivers-helper last year, but she's a-mine.

Scanners and routers [me] can't get uniforms, I don't think. I'll check though.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

is there a place you can BUY ups clothing hahaha.... oh man i want it. I should really get a job there for a lil bit just to get some clothes. I almost bought a UPS hat when i went down to NC last month but it was a Nascar UPS hat. i duno not the same

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder offtopic

hahaha, that would have been VERY funny tho!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Dude, she totally wants to strip me.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

i know man, i saw it! i was gonna have to delete the thread and make you guys take it to the macking thread!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

maybe shes getting you back for this:
/comments/228323

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

ok, keeping account of the injury much? i don't imagine ezabel girls naked! get over it!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

sorry, i want to be the folding screen of the collective mind of ezabel. its not my job, i know. letting it go now.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 stupid

so, what if i imagine ezabelers naked?!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

what if ezabelers dont want to be imagined naked?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 sunshyne

see. THAT is why i DON'T imagine them naked. NEXT!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder stupid sunshyne

probably something you couldnt stop... i know brian thinks about ME in a thong ALL the time.... undressing me with is eyes... bad bad man

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 rocksupastar

guilty as charged

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 fivezero

this is way out of control hahaha

iwz iwz juicymango

yes.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder iwz

oops..

yay yayOG 2004 rocksupastar

bing?

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder yay

bump

yay yayOG 2004 rocksupastar

tl;dr

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder yay

ur mom

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