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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'd name my band Rage Against Ezabel. or Mayo Mustache.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

lol, mayo mustaches!

This reminds my of the days I used to try to order random disgusting milkshakes at dinners. Mayo Milkshake was my first. Then came Mustard, Ketchup, Pickle, etc.

Particularly disgusting: Pototo Bacon Chocolate-chip Pickle milkshake.

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