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by toxicgirlOG 2003
· Apr 3, 2004 · 493 views

Everyone at one time or another has thought it would be cool to be in a band. It doesn't even matter if you play an instrument or not, the thought has probably crossed your mind. I remember wanting to name my band Spontaneous Punctuation. The reason behind the name is long, but I am intrigued by stories of spontaneous combustion. Sooooo...

If you had a band, what would your name be?

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#28 ukrainiumOG 2002

I would be called ODLAKSDSA

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#27 chuckthecloneOG 2002

i've always like flipmode... its got a nice ring to it

sunshyne #26 sunshyneOG 2004

my big fat rockin band

or

olive juice

rocksupastar #25 rocksupastarFounder

the Enderiffics!!!

jamiephaser #24 jamiephaserOG 2003

stone cutters, bus drivers, or ragincheechs

fivezero #23 fivezeroOG 2003

i'd name my band Rage Against Ezabel. or Mayo Mustache.

flomojopoanode #23.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

lol, mayo mustaches!

This reminds my of the days I used to try to order random disgusting milkshakes at dinners. Mayo Milkshake was my first. Then came Mustard, Ketchup, Pickle, etc.

Particularly disgusting: Pototo Bacon Chocolate-chip Pickle milkshake.

suchgr8heights #22 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

leftover socks

don't ask.

thefunkyfresh #21 thefunkyfreshFounder

if I was to start another band, i think i would wanna name it either "the front" or "the uptakes"

thefunkyfresh #20 thefunkyfreshFounder

if i was a rapper, my name would be "Tighty Whitey"

originalsnob #20.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Please no, all I can picture is you makin' your way around the stage w/ TW on your head.

yay #19 yayOG 2004

Free Pizza and Beer

So when we play out everyone thinks there is free pizza and beer

1. ?
2. ?
3. profit

jamiephaser #19.1 jamiephaserOG 2003

Thats genuis, I love it

flomojopoanode #18 flomojopoanodeFounder

Weathering Rain Clouds

Anchor

Ruqus

Erupt

flomojopoanode #18.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

Off the top of my head (not like it's always been a fav):

Sigma's D light.

an atrocious alan

suchgr8heights #17 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Bananas Before Bedtime

I love the alliteration!

fivezero #17.1 fivezeroOG 2003

bananas before bedtime cause nightmares

suchgr8heights #17.1.1 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

I know...read flomo's journal haha

originalsnob #17.1.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

I will actually do this TONIGHT, just to see...I will eat bananas before bedtime. My dreams can't get anymore sorted than they are. My band would be perhaps mine, like Ian's will come to me in a dream...banana induced delirium.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

sorted? What are sorted dreams?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

she probably means SORDID.

fivezero #16 fivezeroOG 2003

John Couger Concentration Camp

superhero #15 superheroOG 2004

Butrus Butrus and the Ghalis

beachbum #15.1 beachbumOG 2002

HAHAHA oh i like that one

fivezero #15.2 fivezeroOG 2003

isn't that the UN guy?

superhero #15.2.1 superheroOG 2004

he's someone in politics. i have no idea who.

i am taking applications now for this band, though.

beachbum #15.2.2 beachbumOG 2002

yes, he used to be secretary general of the UN. not anymore though

flomojopoanode #15.3 flomojopoanodeFounder

anyone remember the days when David Letterman would call him "Butrus 'Butrus' Butrus Ghali".

sunshyne #14 sunshyneOG 2004

Original Sun

fivezero #14.1 fivezeroOG 2003

hehe. this is like if my name were chewy and i kept making granola and candy bar references, lol!

sunshyne #14.1.1 sunshyneOG 2004

if it makes you happy

aviator #13 aviatorOG 2004

Spastic Colon.........X730

iwz #12 iwz

The Uptastes.

(it came from a dream.)

thefunkyfresh #12.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

hahahaha... loser!! i remember you telling me this. i actually considered "the Uptakes" as a band name though.

iwz #12.1.1 iwz

The Uptastes is better. haha

fivezero #11 fivezeroOG 2003

Lowmen in Yellow Coats

ophelia #10 opheliaOG 2003

G-Sizzle & the Flip Flaps

fivezero #9 fivezeroOG 2003

Lumpy Pickletush

aviator #9.1 aviatorOG 2004

sounds like a genital disease. haha

aviator #8 aviatorOG 2004

Mall Pretty. Haha actually L Mo came up with that name!

hunkpapap #7 hunkpapapOG 2003

Crabtrigger - That is an excellent rock band's name...

ilikebirds #6 ilikebirdsOG 2002

BackStreet Boys

fivezero #5 fivezeroOG 2003

Raoul Duke

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#4 fitdOG 2004

Dont Jump Jesse James

ophelia #3 opheliaOG 2003

G-Dawg & The Crime Thugs

or

The Phluph Nasties

or

The Sleaze Munchkins

thatdarngirl #2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Too Fat For Spandex

or

Sakura

ophelia #2.1 opheliaOG 2003

Too Fat For Spandex is SO much closer to becoming a reality w/this recent decision to learn guitar!!...Wish we coulda had a lil more time for our first lesson..didn't really get much accomplished - but even so, you learned like 1or2 things

thatdarngirl #2.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I know how to tune my guitar and I know how to play G if I could just get my fingers right!!

For some reason..I keep trying to tune B and it says it's flat so I move it and then it claims that the string has then become A sharp!

ophelia #2.1.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

well #1 it's a tough balence, you can't twist the knob as much as you'd like to, gota be real gentle about it cause it's senistive...we'll continue next lesson..&keep in mind how hard it is to play that chord now cause in a few weeks when you can play that chord plus others, you'll realize how cool of a thing progess is

malibu #2.1.1.2 malibuOG 2001

wait, wait. sammie was playing the guitar in 2 fat 4 spandex. you were the groupie. are we all switching roles now?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

she's the only one who's actually learning an instrument!..

malibu malibuOG 2001

hey i can clearly already play my instrument. i had the flute. i got that covered. and vanessa knows the basics of drums. so is sammy the groupie now?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

lindsay IS TFFS!!....nobody else matters

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

like Trent Reznor IS Nine Inch Nails.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yes, very appropriate analogy

tinser #1 tinserOG 2002

Urban Smores!

fivezero #1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

THEY LIVE

tinser #1.1.1 tinserOG 2002

pardon?

fivezero #1.1.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

I didn't say anything.

tinser tinserOG 2002

it was probably just the wind

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