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socalgal Oct 19, 2004

i stopped at "midget" cause i got this weird creepy feeling, cause i don't like midgets.

ilikebirds Oct 19, 2004

so if you were to live in an oompa loompa farm.. that wouldn't settle to well with you huh

socalgal Oct 19, 2004

i would need psychotherapy! LOL

ilikebirds Oct 19, 2004

i'm hurt that you don't love midgets. i need to you put you through a midget love class.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

in this class midgets will read you stories, feed you meals, and kiss you on the cheek repeatedly. you will grow to love their oblong heads, stumpy arms and tiny bodies.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

i think you are confusing midgets with dwarves.

midg·et n. Offensive. An extremely small person who is otherwise normally proportioned.

dwarf n. An abnormally small person, often having limbs and features atypically proportioned or formed.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Thanks for that. Dwarves and midgets shouldn't be divided! So one has slightly longer arms than the other, they're still small and creepy. In the new system midgets and dwarves will be doing Ring Around the Rosie over and over and over, forever and ever, amen.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

either or, they scare me.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

you wuss!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

midgets ate your baby when you were younger didn't they

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

midgets are my baby??

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

ATE

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

yeah they did eat my baby =(

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

shouldn't be feeding your babies to midgets at midget farms

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ilikebirds

the underpants gnomes stole them and delivered them to the midgets for an exchange of underpants. I had NO control. =(

malibu malibuOG 2001 socalgal

very odd. sitting in sociology class and all of a sudden there are thongs sitting on my head. weird. awkward.

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