Wildest Sleep Thoughts Ever
by First of all my head is so big , I dont have dreams. I have MOVIES.
Secondly... There I was back in 8th Century greece. Me and A whole bunch of warrior grecians right.. So I'm walking through this crowd of greek warriors. But ... they were all midgets.
So I walk through this crowd and I See this huge throne. It ends up being my throne and I'm ruler of all grecian midgets... My name was ' DONUT THE GREAT'. Because my sword was shaped as a donut.
Anyway... so throughout the dream me and my midget army are killing many hapless villagers, killing their men, enslaving their children and playing badminton with their women.
After about 3 games of badminton I get sick and tired of being DONUT THE GREAT. I mean.. with a name like that you're expected to be Successfull all the time, and not to mention fat.
I didn't want that stress. I didn't want to be over anxious on small things day in and day out.
SO i quit the badminton game.. told my midgets to all gather together and make a HUGE midget pyramid. I climbed up on the backs of this midgets until i reached the final top midget... aptly name BRIDGET THE MIDGET. So I stand on his back and dictated that i would from here on forth be called " Apple Pie the SHy " . That way when me and my band of merry midgets conqured and pillaged villages people would go " he's not shy at all! he's great!", whereas before i was getting a whole lot of " oh he wasn't that great, i could pillage better"...
See how that works out.
Anyway.. 2 years go by and then all of a sudden i'm standing there making out with kevin bacon.
SO i immediately wake up... and realize.. wait i'm not dreaming at all. I'm just at work , bored, and making up a story to tell you ALL to STOP WRITING JOURNALS ABOUT YOUR DREAMS.
ALL DEANS FAULT.
tl;dr
Yea you read it. dont lie
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GROSS! bridget the midget is a real porn star midget! edit yourself!
hmm... and you know this.. because...?
because *sobs* I am Bridget the Midget!
it amazes me the fetishes that some people have, that is SICK!!..i mean, midgets!!?!?...they're scary enough as it is, but i mean, in a porno context??!..that's like...horrific
umm what about other midgets watching it guy guy..
it's normal to THEM!!!
i dreamed me and you shared my old bedroom and even a bed for years. totally platonic though. true story.
haha. that is totally weird.
but thats it. i've taken over your life.
i stopped at "midget" cause i got this weird creepy feeling, cause i don't like midgets.
so if you were to live in an oompa loompa farm.. that wouldn't settle to well with you huh
i would need psychotherapy! LOL
i'm hurt that you don't love midgets.
i need to you put you through a midget love class.
in this class midgets will read you stories, feed you meals, and kiss you on the cheek repeatedly. you will grow to love their oblong heads, stumpy arms and tiny bodies.
i think you are confusing midgets with dwarves.
midg·et n. Offensive. An extremely small person who is otherwise normally proportioned.
dwarf n. An abnormally small person, often having limbs and features atypically proportioned or formed.
Thanks for that. Dwarves and midgets shouldn't be divided! So one has slightly longer arms than the other, they're still small and creepy. In the new system midgets and dwarves will be doing Ring Around the Rosie over and over and over, forever and ever, amen.
either or, they scare me.
you wuss!
midgets ate your baby when you were younger didn't they
midgets are my baby??
ATE
yeah they did eat my baby =(
shouldn't be feeding your babies to midgets at midget farms
the underpants gnomes stole them and delivered them to the midgets for an exchange of underpants. I had NO control. =(
actually, its my fault ... sorry
best line from your link:
#24 By: the funky fresh
#23, pacey from dawsons creek wears pasties. pacey's pasties!
10/30/2001 7:51 AM
yea but dean was teh first to write a journal about it :
/journals/10
yeah but journals came after mine
like the land before time
land before time x: the great longneck migration (2003)
lol.... hmmm
land before time XI: asteroids strike and everybody dies of suffocation and/or starvation
no...the series will never die. littlefoot is still out there, struggling to get somewhere. im sure of it.
TRIVIA: Judith Barsi who did the voice for Ducky was murdered by her father before the movie was released
you know, i thought the voice changed for ducky but i never bothered looking into it.
wow i didn't realize that the land before time was so violent
I started dream journals. get over it. accept it. love IT.
that will never happen. please go back to working on cobol or whatever it is you do, GUY.
huh? who are you? this is a taco burrito conversation.
taaaaaaaacoooooo.... grrrrrrrandeeeeeeeeeeee'
why would anyone ever think you were shy?
because i am
i know what will cure your shyness...cuddling!
no idea how that cures shyness.. but i'm always in for cuddling. as long as it's not hot and humid
thats the truth! cuddling when youre hot is annoying. cuddling when youre hott is great though.
haha this is cracking me up!
Cuddle fest! Wednesday! hehehe
yeah! im so excited!
i was reading this article in the pape where they have local cuddle circles. everyone comes in their pajamas and you cuddle with strangers. it's very odd.
thats the most amazing thing i've ever heard.
as long as i lived in brazil
i wanna move to brazil sooo badly.
these things are people who are mentally ill. it sounds fun though.
like in the Praise You video
no, nothing like that.
http://www.cuddleparty.com/
so odd. the bacon brothers band is playing at starland ballroom next month.
maybe i should go. and kiss them
OMG! I used to call my dreams movies...'cause they'd be these EPIC sagas.
i dont believe you
but dont write a journal about it to prove me wrong. i mean.. i do believe you
No worries, my dream I share with No One...well No One and I have this understanding.
multiple personalities?
I'm half drunk on babble you transmit, through your, true dreams.......of wichita...
i had a dream that we were cops and then the little tiny midget taht baseball player guy carries around with him shot my husband in the shoulder and then i picked him up and threw him cos i was so mad that he shot my husband in the shoulder. And then i saw that it was just a graze. It was funny.
what baseball player carries around a midget in his pocket?
Johnny Damon- of the ghey sox. Oh, Red Sox.
the BOSUX you mean... he does? who's the midget?
how do you go about just caryying around a midget
one word: shrink wrap.
nelson de la rosa is his name
dude, kevin bacon?
i'm scared of midgets...i dont like this made up dream-movie
tl;dr, except when you mentioned me. I'm famous!
tg;dr (too gay;didn't read)
ghey... you meant ghey.
is there a difference?
of course. BIG difference....
so explain....
its TOO big of a difference to put into words.
explain.....
do you undstaaaaaand the words that are comin outta my mouuuuf!!!