Another Wacked Out Dream

So I'm trapped on the 100th floor of this building, which is all glass, and the whole story is filling up with water, I'm about to drown, when the window breaks and all the water starts gushing out. I fly out into the empty space, apparently hurtling to my doom, when suddenly Michael Jackson come peddling up on this thing that looks like a penguin with a beanie hat with a propeller on it (like in "The Great Mouse Detective" except it wasn't a penguin in that movie), and swoops down. I grab onto it. Michael says, come on Matt, lets go! so he starts peddling away, and drops me off at this weird place, it's like hoover dam or something, and I go down into this underground labratory.

So I'm plotting my revenge, when suddenly I look in the mirror, and notice I'm going bald. Horrified, I pull at my hair, and realize that its not hair at all, but lime flavored cotton candy! I pull some out and start eating some, and sure enough, it's lime cotton candy, kinda tasted like sourpatch kids. I don't know why this happened, but then again, this whole dream doesnt make a whole lotta sense.

After that mess was over, I wake up (in my dream), and im in my wedding, only I dont know who I'm marrying or what the heck is going on! Mike (aka rock supastar) is standing up there with me and is like, "heeey little matty's gettin married!" and punches me in the arm. I'm just in shock, because I dont even know who I'm marrying. so people start walking in and girls walk in, and i'm like... please don't let it be her, and she sits down... so i'm temporarily relieved, then another girl walks in... please dont let it be her until finally, i get so stressed out, i start yelling to everybody in attendance, that i have no money, and nowhere to live, and that this isnt going to work out, and it would really be in everyones best interests if we just called the whole thing off, and then i walked out... and thats the end
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Hahaha thats sooooo what mike would say! lol
BAHHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHHAHAHA thats pretty good matt.. Yea, and that IS what i would say.. ahahahhahaha
didn't anybody ever tell you not to eat a lot before going to bed? (as i shake my head and tsk)
i don't see how that would affect anything.
when you eat a lot before you go to bed you have bad dreams. it's a fact. ;)
YOU'RE a fact.
have you guys ever went to bed hungry then dream that ur eating like a ton of food..then you wake up in a cold swet and say wow i just ate all that food and didn't gain a pound!!! Rock on
umm...no? lol :-D
are you talking about a Boston Cream Pie pastry after the Atkins Diet? :) lol i will never forget that story!!
UGH Boston cream pie Diner style GROSS what a mistake that was..isn't pastry a funny word? I think so....
what about "pasty"? that's a weird one, too. it's some gross greek thing, i think. like mousaka - mofasa, or something. mmmmmmmmmm! let's dance with spoonfuls of rice and homemade sangria! yay!
LOL and sing the tadantella!! right on Ann
pacey from dawsons creek wears pasties. pacey's pasties!
ahhaha so funny.... i think you should post Bill's interpretation.... lolol
or maybe i just should....muahahhaha....ok ok, i wont do that to you again! haha
no... but i will:
I'll kill both of you! it was very funny
Post BILLs interpretation.. it's so true.. kelly's a woman
What was BILL's Comment???
It's HILARIOUS. Keep eating at night, I love the consequences!
my nightmares are other people's entertainment. rock on.
sort of like laughing at you not with you kinda feeling?
... crazy dreams to entertain us? this is seriously one of the best dreams i have ever heard of, though i would consider it a nightmare if michael jackson was involved.
well, the weird thing is i've had two other dreams featuring mj since, verrrry scary! but cool!
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people like youuuuuuuuu are just WRONG! haha
LOL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR WRONG!
I do not believe what she just did...and she said that I cheated ?!?!?!?!??!
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