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juicymango Oct 19, 2004

i had a dream that we were cops and then the little tiny midget taht baseball player guy carries around with him shot my husband in the shoulder and then i picked him up and threw him cos i was so ...

ilikebirds Oct 19, 2004

what baseball player carries around a midget in his pocket?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

Johnny Damon- of the ghey sox. Oh, Red Sox.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

the BOSUX you mean... he does? who's the midget?

how do you go about just caryying around a midget

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

one word: shrink wrap.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

nelson de la rosa is his name

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